Cthulhu For President T-Shirt - Choose the Lesser Evil Voting Apparel
Cthulhu For President T-Shirt - Choose the Lesser Evil Voting Apparel
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### 🐙 Cthulhu For President: Why Choose The Lesser Evil? Selection T-Shirt
Embrace the whimsical absurdity of politics with our **Cthulhu For President: Why Choose The Lesser Evil?** T-Shirt! This unique piece of clothing is perfect for those who appreciate the dark humor of cosmic horror intertwined with political satire.
**Key Features:**
- **Material:** Made of 100% soft, breathable cotton, this t-shirt ensures all-day comfort whether you're at a rally, hanging out with friends, or exploring your favorite bookstore.
- **Design:** The shirt features a vibrant graphic of Cthulhu, the iconic creature from H.P. Lovecraft's universe, alongside the catchy slogan, “Why Choose The Lesser Evil?”. This eye-catching design is printed with high-quality inks for color that won’t fade, ensuring it stands out in any crowd.
- **Fit:** With a classic unisex fit, this t-shirt is designed to flatter all body shapes. It’s available in various sizes from Small to 3XL, allowing for the perfect fit for everyone who dares to vote for the Great Old One!
- **Color:** The shirt comes in a sleek, black base that enhances the vivid colors of the graphic, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or your favorite jacket for a laid-back yet stylish look.
- **Occasion:** Ideal for casual outings, conventions, or simply to showcase your quirky personality. This t-shirt also makes a fantastic gift for fans of Lovecraftian lore and anyone who enjoys a good laugh about the political landscape.
**Why Choose This T-Shirt?**
Embody your beliefs with a sense of humor while supporting a conversation starter in your wardrobe. This Cthulhu For President T-Shirt is not just a piece of clothing—it’s a statement against the mundane, a shout-out to weirdness, and a unique blend of two worlds that humorously collide.
Dare to be different and wear your values with pride. Make a bold statement with the **Cthulhu For President: Why Choose The Lesser Evil? Selection T-Shirt** today!
🖤 **Join the ranks of the Lovecraftian faithful and show your support—order yours now!** 🖤
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
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What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.