Funny Can't Scare Me My Wife Is Pregnant Halloween T-Shirt for Dads
Funny Can't Scare Me My Wife Is Pregnant Halloween T-Shirt for Dads
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**🎃 Can’t Scare Me! My Wife Is Pregnant - Funny Halloween Costume T-Shirt 👶**
Get ready for a spooktacular Halloween with our "Can’t Scare Me! My Wife Is Pregnant" t-shirt! Perfect for expectant dads looking to add some humor to their Halloween celebrations, this shirt is a great way to showcase your sense of humor while embracing the exciting journey of parenthood.
**🖤 Features:**
- **Design:** This playful t-shirt features bold, eye-catching typography that declares your fearless spirit while proudly showcasing your wife's pregnancy. The design is both humorous and relatable, making it an instant conversation starter at any Halloween gathering!
- **Color:** Available in a sleek black background that makes the white and orange lettering pop, ensuring you look festive and fun this Halloween season.
- **Material:** Crafted from soft, breathable cotton fabric, this t-shirt guarantees all-day comfort whether you’re out trick-or-treating, attending a Halloween party, or simply relaxing at home.
- **Style:** The classic crew neck and short-sleeve design provide a relaxed fit, making it suitable for all body types. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or even pajama bottoms for a laid-back yet stylish look!
**🎉 Perfect For:**
- Halloween costume parties
- Baby shower celebrations
- Expectant father announcements
- Playful everyday wear
Celebrate the thrill of impending parenthood while keeping the Halloween spirit alive! This funny t-shirt not only embraces your unique journey as an expectant dad but also ensures you stand out at any Halloween event.
**👕 Available Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL & 3XL – Find the perfect fit that matches your style!
Bring joy and laughter to your Halloween festivities with this distinctive t-shirt that perfectly embodies the excitement and fun of this special time. Don’t miss out on adding this to your wardrobe – it’s a scream!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.