Funny First Time Dad T-Shirt Keep Tiny Human Alive Classic Fit Black
Funny First Time Dad T-Shirt Keep Tiny Human Alive Classic Fit Black
Find your perfect fit โ all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
๐ T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5โ | 27โ | 8โ |
| S | 18โ | 28โ | 8.25โ |
| M | 20โ | 29โ | 8.5โ |
| L | 22โ | 30โ | 9โ |
| XL | 24โ | 31โ | 9.25โ |
| 2XL | 26โ | 32โ | 9.5โ |
| 3XL | 28โ | 33โ | 9.75โ |
๐ How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
๐ก Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex โ for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youโre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180โ200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Father's Day By Design Tee Company New Dad Gifts
**Funny First Time Father T-Shirt - Keep Tiny Human Alive!**
๐ **Perfect Gift for New Dads!** ๐
Celebrate the joy of fatherhood with our hilarious and stylish "Keep Tiny Human Alive" unisex adult classic fit t-shirt. Ideal for first-time fathers, this shirt is the perfect blend of humor and comfort, making it a standout gift for Fatherโs Day or any special occasion.
๐ค **Sophisticated Black Color** ๐ค
Crafted in a classic black hue, this t-shirt not only conveys a light-hearted message but also pairs effortlessly with any outfit. Dress it up with jeans or keep it casual with shorts; this versatile piece is a fantastic addition to any new dadโs wardrobe.
๐ **Classic Fit & Premium Material** ๐
Designed for ultimate comfort, our unisex classic fit ensures roomy wear for all body types. Made with high-quality materials, this t-shirt is soft to the touch, durable, and perfect for daily wearโwhether it's playtime with baby or outings with family.
๐ **Key Features:**
- **Fun Design:** Features the humorous phrase โKeep Tiny Human Aliveโ to bring a smile to every new dadโs face.
- **Unisex Style:** Fits both men and women comfortably, making it a versatile choice for everyone.
- **Short Sleeve:** Perfect for warm weather and casual occasions.
- **Easy Care:** Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance.
๐ **The Ideal Gift**
Whether you're celebrating a baby shower, first Fatherโs Day, or just want to surprise a new dad, this t-shirt is guaranteed to spark joy and laughter. Its witty inscription encapsulates the humorous side of parenting and serves as a badge of honor for the new adventure.
Make a memorable impression on the new dad in your life with this funny and practical gift. Order yours today and let him show off his new title with pride while keeping it fun and fashionable!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youโll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
โ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) โ soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
โ US orders usually arrive in 4โ7 business days. International orders take 7โ14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
โ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
โ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weโll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
โ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.