Funny Halloween T-Shirt Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily Novelty Gift
Funny Halloween T-Shirt Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily Novelty Gift
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
## Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily Funny Halloween T-Shirt
🕷️ **Spooktacular Fun**
Get ready for a howling good time this Halloween with our "Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily" Funny T-Shirt! Perfect for anyone looking to add a dash of humor to their spooky season festivities.
🎃 **Quality Comfort**
Made from 100% cotton, this t-shirt offers exceptional comfort and breathability. Whether you're attending a Halloween party, trick-or-treating, or just lounging around the house, this shirt will keep you feeling as good as you look.
👻 **Bold & Eye-Catching Design**
Featuring a quirky graphic that combines humor and Halloween elements, this t-shirt stands out in classic black with vibrant white lettering. The fun design is sure to get a chuckle from friends and family.
💀 **Unisex Fit**
Available in various sizes, our t-shirt is designed to fit everyone. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting it to a friend, this shirt is perfect for kids and adults alike.
🍬 **Versatile Style**
Pair this funny Halloween tee with your favorite jeans, shorts, or even a costume for a playful twist! It’s not just a shirt; it’s a conversation starter!
👕 **Easy Care**
This t-shirt is machine washable, making it easy to keep clean and maintain after a night of fun (and maybe a fright or two!).
🎉 **Perfect Gift**
Looking for a unique Halloween gift? This t-shirt is ideal for anyone with a sense of humor or for that friend who’s known for their laughable reactions to spooky encounters.
Don’t miss out on this funny and practical addition to your Halloween wardrobe! Embrace the spooky season with a smile and let everyone know that you have a sense of humor about the creeps and scares.
Order your "Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily" Funny Halloween T-Shirt today and get ready to spread the laughs this Halloween!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.