Funny Retro Men's Short Sleeve T-Shirt Not a Dad Bod Father Figure
Funny Retro Men's Short Sleeve T-Shirt Not a Dad Bod Father Figure
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Men's "It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure" Funny Retro Vintage Short Sleeve T-Shirt**
👕 **Product Overview:**
Embrace your unique style with our Men's "It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure" Short Sleeve T-Shirt! This fun and fashionable tee captures the essence of modern fatherhood while adding a pinch of humor to your wardrobe. Perfect for dads who appreciate a lighthearted take on their physique, this t-shirt is a must-have for any casual occasion.
🎨 **Design Details:**
Featuring a retro-inspired design, this shirt showcases bold, eye-catching text that makes a statement. The vintage style font adds a nostalgic touch, making it perfect for family gatherings, weekend outings, or just lounging at home. The classic fit ensures comfort while the short sleeves provide breathability, keeping you cool throughout the day.
🌈 **Color & Fabric:**
Crafted from high-quality cotton, this t-shirt is soft against the skin and durable for everyday wear. Available in a range of sizes, the dynamic color selection makes it easy to find the perfect shade to suit your style. The shirt's fit is designed to flatter all body types, allowing you to wear it with confidence.
🔗 **Perfect For All Occasions:**
Whether you’re celebrating Father’s Day, attending a family barbecue, or simply hanging out with friends, this shirt is the perfect conversation starter. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a relaxed yet stylish look.
✨ **Why You'll Love It:**
- **Humorous Message:** Bring a smile to everyone’s face with this cheeky slogan.
- **Comfortable Fit:** Designed with your comfort in mind for all-day wear.
- **Great Gift Idea:** Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because—perfect for the special dad in your life.
🏷️ **Key Features:**
- Retro vintage design with humorous slogan
- Made from soft, high-quality cotton
- Short sleeves for ultimate comfort
- Available in multiple sizes and colors
Make a statement and celebrate fatherhood with style! Order your Men's "It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure" Short Sleeve T-Shirt today and enjoy a blend of comfort, laughter, and vintage flair.
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.